imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
In the category “moronic questions to ask someone”…
I love his facial expressions
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead
Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.
Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.
Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.